GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS OMNI-MEGA-BUS
680 PAGES OF PURE GARBAGE—BUT IT’S LIKE THAT MOVIE GARBAGE THAT IS MOSTLY PAPER AND ISN’T WET. This self-published, four and a half pound hardcover contains everything GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS produced over a 14 year span. Pretty much all the pages are in the correct order as well! How ‘bout that!? Only 2500 printed and I got about 300 left as I type this. Sooooo, I, mean, YEAH.
Fourteen years in the making, RYAN BROWNE’s (CURSE WORDS, Quantum & Woody) absurdist, cult-sensation goof book is available in one remastered tome!
GHA is the gonzo "story" of a group of NASA-funded, superpowered egomaniacs who are paid a living wage to stop unregistered agrarian space travel. Remember that movie The Astronaut Farmer? No?! Well, it’s like that, but with superpowers, goofs, and wild punching. BUT! Our wonderful main characters are very bad at their jobs and waste time focusing on extramarital affairs, big gross heads, and 3D cowboys, causing an intergalactic incident that leads to an all-out space crab invasion of Earth! Bring on da jokes!
"I don’t want to oversell what RYAN BROWNE has accomplished here, but I gave GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS to a blind man and he regained his sight." —JONATHAN HICKMAN (EAST OF WEST, THE MANHATTAN PROJECTS, The Avengers)
680 PAGES OF PURE GARBAGE—BUT IT’S LIKE THAT MOVIE GARBAGE THAT IS MOSTLY PAPER AND ISN’T WET. This self-published, four and a half pound hardcover contains everything GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS produced over a 14 year span. Pretty much all the pages are in the correct order as well! How ‘bout that!? Only 2500 printed and I got about 300 left as I type this. Sooooo, I, mean, YEAH.
Fourteen years in the making, RYAN BROWNE’s (CURSE WORDS, Quantum & Woody) absurdist, cult-sensation goof book is available in one remastered tome!
GHA is the gonzo "story" of a group of NASA-funded, superpowered egomaniacs who are paid a living wage to stop unregistered agrarian space travel. Remember that movie The Astronaut Farmer? No?! Well, it’s like that, but with superpowers, goofs, and wild punching. BUT! Our wonderful main characters are very bad at their jobs and waste time focusing on extramarital affairs, big gross heads, and 3D cowboys, causing an intergalactic incident that leads to an all-out space crab invasion of Earth! Bring on da jokes!
"I don’t want to oversell what RYAN BROWNE has accomplished here, but I gave GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS to a blind man and he regained his sight." —JONATHAN HICKMAN (EAST OF WEST, THE MANHATTAN PROJECTS, The Avengers)
680 PAGES OF PURE GARBAGE—BUT IT’S LIKE THAT MOVIE GARBAGE THAT IS MOSTLY PAPER AND ISN’T WET. This self-published, four and a half pound hardcover contains everything GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS produced over a 14 year span. Pretty much all the pages are in the correct order as well! How ‘bout that!? Only 2500 printed and I got about 300 left as I type this. Sooooo, I, mean, YEAH.
Fourteen years in the making, RYAN BROWNE’s (CURSE WORDS, Quantum & Woody) absurdist, cult-sensation goof book is available in one remastered tome!
GHA is the gonzo "story" of a group of NASA-funded, superpowered egomaniacs who are paid a living wage to stop unregistered agrarian space travel. Remember that movie The Astronaut Farmer? No?! Well, it’s like that, but with superpowers, goofs, and wild punching. BUT! Our wonderful main characters are very bad at their jobs and waste time focusing on extramarital affairs, big gross heads, and 3D cowboys, causing an intergalactic incident that leads to an all-out space crab invasion of Earth! Bring on da jokes!
"I don’t want to oversell what RYAN BROWNE has accomplished here, but I gave GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS to a blind man and he regained his sight." —JONATHAN HICKMAN (EAST OF WEST, THE MANHATTAN PROJECTS, The Avengers)